Mark's Greenhouses.com

We thought we would have some fun with this, but the real biographies are on the next page entitled "About Us - Really".

Mark's family of employees come from many walks of life, such as:

• Lion Tamer
• Movie Stuntman
• Tick Checker (Dewayne)

Mark Gavin

President and "Commander in Chief"

Brian Wright

"Go To Man"

Martin Edwards

"Expert Advice Man"

David Wiggins

"Unexcelled Service Man"

Coy Crowley

"Understated Landscape Genius"

Dewayne "Ace Ventura" Jackson

"Resident Funny Man"

Dawn "Betty Boop" Gavin

"Pepper Spray Commando"

Danny "Macgyver" Driggers

"Mr Fix-it"

Benjamin "Rebel" McCrary

"The Human Disposal"

Story of a Team

Mark Gavin - left on a doorstep of a poor Amish family, Mark has risen to the upper echelon of the horticulture world. You may purchase his book, "How I think I done It" on Amazon.com

Brian Wright - Discovered by Mr Gavin at a popular soup kitchen where Brian was temporarily employed as a waiter, Mr Wright can get anything done.

"Martino" Edwards - Once on President George W Bush's Council on Agriculture, Mr Edwards is the man for any season. If "Martino" can't answer it, nobody can.

 "Super Dave" Wiggins - While recovering from his latest stunt in a local hospital, Mark Gavin happened to be there visiting sick children and immediately spotted Dave as the perfect addition to the team.

 Coy Crowley - A past Disc Jockey for National Radio, Mr Crowley studied landscaping during night classes at TyTy Tech. Mark met him at a local Emu racing team meeting and hired him on the spot. 

Dewayne "Ace Ventura" Jackson

Standing on a corner in Sylvester, Ga selling "borrowed" Girl Scout Cookies, Mr Jackson took a bathroom break and met Mark in the boys room. Quickly deciding not to rob Mr Gavin, he demanded a job instead.

Dawn "Betty Boop" Gavin

While performing at Caesar's Palace in Vegas as a Lion Tamer with Zegfried and Roy, there was a commotion in the audience which turned out to be Mr Mark Gavin loudly arguing about his dinner bill. Dawn quickly took the initiative and offered to by his dinner. The rest is history.

 While working for NASA as Head of the Tile Division, Mark came through on a tour and asked Danny the difference between Italian tile and American tile. Danny responded by saying that Italian tile was the best. Mr Driggers' boss was evesdropping and summarily dismissed him for "such an un-American attitude". The overly patriotic supervisor was also fired when NASA found out he left out 3 tile on the shuttle because "I didn't want to open a whole box for just 3 tile.

Mr McCrary was hotly competing  in New York's famous hot dog eating contest when he was disqualified for biting a finger off of a hot dog server. Bleeding profusely, Mark Gavin happened to be in the audience and rushed up to begin administering first aid to the unlucky worker. Asked if he were a doctor, Mark answered "no but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night".